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November 2001
My mother declared that none of us were to leave the hospital until Harriette woke up. Her voice was tense, near frantic. She stood in the fluorescent-lit waiting room of Lenox Hill's ICU, her arms crossed. My sister and I sat on a sofa nearby. It was midnight. My grandmother Harriette Tarler had been a patient at Lenox Hill on and off for years, but recent kidney failure had landed her there permanently. Over the past few weeks she'd withered in fast-motion, like a movie playing at double-speed. She'd developed sepsis. This morning she'd fallen into a coma. The doctor did not expect her to wake up.
My mother looked out of place in this shabby waiting room--like a swan in a chicken coop. Her dark, luxurious hair evoked Jacqueline Bisset, though some people compared her to Diane Von Furstenberg. ("I'm much prettier than she is—her face is too broad," she'd insist.) My mother was five foot four but stood taller in her signature Manolo Blahnik stilettos. My mom had been wearing Manolos back when Sarah Jessica Parker was in diapers. In fact, my mother had been friends with Patricia Field—the costumer for Sex and the City—in the late seventies. As children, my sister Danielle and I spent hours sitting on the floor of Patricia Field's Eighth Street boutique, collecting pins and pushing them into a cotton tomato pincushion while our mom shopped. When I was about ten years old and Danielle six, Patricia asked our mom if Dani and I could appear in one of her fashion shows. We dressed up in sexy spandex and I disco–roller–skated alongside a dozen adult models while Danielle walked around the rink wearing her yellow rain boots because there were no roller skates in her small size. My mother had always been ahead of fashion trends, but in this instance she'd recognized the talent of Patricia Field twenty years before the rest of the world.
I had just arrived at the hospital after taking a flight from Los Angeles to New York, but my mother and Danielle had been there for eight hours without a break. My mother leaned against the arm of a vinyl reclining chair and said she was thirsty, so I went to the nurses' station to fetch her some water. When I returned, Dixie cup in hand, my mom was sitting next to my sister on the sofa. Though Danielle is tall and golden blond and our mother was petite and brunette, they were unmistakably mother and daughter. Danielle had inherited our mom's panache: an urban brand of beauty that turned men's heads and intimidated other women. Danielle had also adopted her style. They each wore layered cashmere and long, narrow pants of the same color—my mother all in black, my sister all in cream. The look was finished with a spectacular pair of heels and two or three pieces of expensive jewelry. My coloring and features resembled my mother's, but that's where the similarity ended. I'd been a struggling theater actress for years and had recently segued into writing. I was a "ragamuffin" (my mother's word) who clutched worn copies of Chekhov and made friends with homeless people on the street. During that time, to my mother's chagrin, my wardrobe consisted of sweaters with holes and old jeans. The closest thing to jewelry I owned was a string of thrift–store beads.
When our mother went to the ladies' room, Danielle briefed me on what I'd missed. On his rounds, Dr. Roth had informed them that Harriette's case was considered terminal, so she would not be allowed to remain in the ICU for long; the hospital needed the bed. He broached the subject of taking her off life support and our mom became hysterical. She insisted that Harriette would wake from her coma. "Harriette's threatened to die for ten years but she always bounces back," my mother cried. "Turning off the life support would be like murder! She will wake up." The doctor placed a compassionate hand on my mother's shoulder and promised to stall the bed issue as long as he could.
Dr. Roth was fond of Harriette—he'd been treating her for years and got a kick out of her. She'd given him glossy stills of herself as a young starlet with the Three Stooges. Harriette had been an aspiring actress in Hollywood in the 1950s. She'd had a recurring role as the French waitress in the Stooges pictures, which didn't prevent her from sometimes standing in as a girl who got a pie tossed in her face. In those days, her hair was a tawny shade of red and she dressed in form–fitting, slinky attire. Her nickname was "Tiger." When I was fourteen and won the coveted role of Abigail in the high school production of The Crucible, Harriette coached me on how to market myself as a professional actress: "It's not enough to be pretty and talented—you need a gimmick, a way to stand out. All the studio heads knew me as 'Tiger'—I'd sign my notes with a paw print." Long after she'd stopped acting and moved to New York, Harriette draped her apartment with tiger and leopard prints—the bedding, the rugs, the walls. As an old woman, she still resembled a tiger. She wore a floor–length fox–fur coat, colossal tortoiseshell glasses, and her hair long, silky, and golden red.
She also resembled a tigress in the ferocity with which she guarded her age. Danielle and I never called her Grandma when we were little, always Harriette. When Dani was around ten, she'd once made the mistake of addressing a letter from camp to "Grandma Harriette." This sparked an angry torrent: "I told you never to do that—now the doormen will guess how old I am!"
Our mother, too, had never called her Mom. When my mother turned sixteen, Harriette started taking her on weekends to Vegas, where they would double–date as sisters. By that time, Harriette had gone through three husbands—two divorces and one annulment. My mom's father had been Harriette's first, short–lived husband. He was a cruel man who remarried and forced my mother to babysit for his new children on the weekends of her court–ordered visits. He was also a deadbeat who contributed nothing to my mother's care and stole money her grandmother had willed to her. At sixteen, my mother cut him out of her life entirely and pretended he was dead.
When my mother was a senior in high school, Harriette moved into the Plaza Hotel in New York—the tab covered by one of her married boyfriends—leaving my mother to fend for herself, alone, in Los Angeles. My mother had a roof over her head, but no money. To get by, she babysat and often had meals at the neighbors'. For the rest of her life, my mother would be plagued by the fear that she would run out of money and end up destitute.
That night in the Lenox Hill waiting room, my mother did not allow for sleep. She was a drill sergeant, ordering me or Danielle to dart into the ICU every twenty minutes to check Harriette for signs of consciousness—a stirring, the flutter of an eyelid. Every so often, as if skeptical of our reports, she went in to check for herself. My mother was a willful creature—she'd worked as a fashion designer with her own label for over thirty years among aggressive, conniving men, some of them gangsters. "You have to be tough as nails to survive in the garment center," she often said with pride. As tough as she was, she had a damsel quality—an elusive aspect that made people want to take care of her. That night in the hospital, both sides were in evidence. She'd glance at her watch with a start: "It's been twenty-two minutes—Dani, Jessica, get in there!" She kept insisting that when, not if, Harriette woke up, one of us must be by her side. As the hours passed with no change, my mother grew panicked. Her bossiness could not hide her true emotional state, which was that of a terrified child. By four in the morning she was pacing, her eyes lit with fear. At fifty-eight, my mother had been spared any direct experience with death. Harriette had to be at least eighty (though she'd never admit it) and was riddled with illness, yet my mother was genuinely shocked to be told Harriette could actually die. I studied my mom, the intensity of her bewilderment. It struck me that this was not a usual display of grief. It struck me that until that night, my mother regarded death as a remote concept that affected other people. In her willful way, she was not prepared to allow death into her life.
Around seven in the morning, I escaped to the cafeteria on a coffee run. The line was long with residents in scrubs coming off the night shift, looking as bleary as I did. I sat down at a table, took out my cell phone, and dialed Kevin. It was the week before Thanksgiving. I was among thousands of American women who had flung themselves back into the arms of an ex-boyfriend on 9/11. Kevin and I hadn't talked in a couple of months, but the morning the towers fell he appeared on the doorstep of the Hollywood Hills guest house I rented and never left.
It was four a.m. in Los Angeles and I'd woken him from a dead sleep. I told him about Harriette's coma and my mother's frenzy, and he was sweet and supportive, as always, but I hung up feeling hollow. I'd stayed with Kevin for nearly two years though there had never been any real passion between us. A giant of a man, standing six foot five, Kevin also had an outsized heart. He was the guy who'd come over in the middle of the night to kill a bug. He would happily keep me company while I unpacked boxes or cleaned closets. Kevin was comforting, easy. Fondness and inertia had kept us together for so long. We cared for each other, but we were more like siblings than lovers. I'd only recently spurred myself to leave him, when tragedy tossed us right back into our warm but stagnant relationship. As I got on the cafeteria line, I resolved to end things with Kevin as soon as this ordeal was over.
Dr. Roth gave Harriette a reprieve in the ICU. Later that day, Danielle's new boyfriend, Bruce, dropped off a shipment of blankets and provisions, and we settled in for the second night of our vigil. People came and went, visiting other patients, surprised to see three grown women with fancy duvets camping out in a hospital waiting room.
That evening, a man was brought up to the ICU on a stretcher, and his wife and daughter joined us in what had by now become our lair. The man had been having a problem with his leg, and on their way to dinner he'd collapsed in the street. We watched the orderly wheel him into surgery—he was awake and rather cheerful. I chatted with the daughter, who, like me, was thirty–one. She was pretty and had a sharp sense of humor. We traded dating war stories. She told me that after a recent blind date, the guy demanded she reimburse him for half the price of dinner because she declined to go out with him again. A few hours had passed when two doctors suddenly appeared, ushering mother and daughter into a private room. Their cries were piercing. I tried to fathom a woman of my age facing the unexpected death of a parent. I couldn't.
Sometime the next day Danielle disappeared for an hour; when she came back, her eyes were puffy and red. She'd been sitting with Harriette and told me it finally hit her how dire things were when she'd glanced at Harriette's hands. "Her manicure is a mess," Danielle said. "Harriette would never, under any circumstances, have gone out in public without her nails perfectly groomed." Harriette had long, Streisand-esque talons, always painted in a neutral French manicure. Danielle and my mother had the same hands, down to the color of the polish. Nails that long were not the fashion, but it was a timeless hallmark of the women in our family. My own nails, however, were clipped and naked, with chewed-up cuticles.
Around three in the morning of our third night at Lenox Hill, my mother was dozing for the first time and my sister slept soundly beside her. I slipped out of the waiting room and made my way through the curtained sections of the ICU to Harriette's bedside. Her skin looked translucent, like tissue paper. Her lips were slightly parted and a pale shade of blue. I was overpowered by a foul odor. It was a distinct rotting smell that I would never forget.
I pulled up a metal chair and drew the curtain around us for privacy. My thoughts ran through the details of her singular life. In her later years, Harriette had become a sex therapist over the phone, advertising in the back of New York Magazine, using pseudonyms like Cybil and Sharon, passing herself off as a woman in her thirties and accepting payment from her clients by credit card. She'd had a black Siamese cat named Tutankhamen who looked like a miniature black panther. She toted him around Manhattan on a leash with a rhinestone collar that glittered like diamonds. Tut had an agent for print and television and was most famous for being the black cat in the Movado watch ads. When he died, she ordered a replica from the same breeder and named him Pharaoh. She grew exotic breeds of orchids on the terrace of her Manhattan apartment. Harriette was more colorful than a kaleidoscope—the last thing anyone expected from a grandmother—and Danielle adored her, idolized her. Everyone was charmed by her. Everyone but me.
I had been harboring anger toward Harriette for as long as I could remember. When I acted in my first professional play at fifteen, people said, "Oh, you take after your grandmother," and I haughtily replied that I took after my father, a renowned trial lawyer who had great stage presence. The source of my anger had to do with my mother. My mom had hurt my feelings, disappointed me repeatedly over the years, yet I'd never uttered a word and had rarely blamed her. All the blame was saved for Harriette.
Though affectionate and well-meaning, my mother lacked basic mothering skills.
Harriette had been as maternal as Medea, so my mother was left to pick up clues from other sources, like TV shows. From June Cleaver she gleaned what a family should look like. Though she always worked, my mom cooked and cleaned on the weekends; she kept the household looking pretty and orderly. She roasted a big turkey at Thanksgiving and bought pumpkins for us at Halloween, because those were the sort of things she thought normal families did. My mother's attention was fixed on exteriors. When I was in high school, she'd devote two hours to setting my thick hair in hot rollers for an audition, yet she would not know the names of my teachers or friends, never mind the name of the play I was trying out for. She was the only Jewish mother I knew who took no interest in her daughter's love life. In my early twenties it was a year before she learned my boyfriend's last name, though she would dedicate weeks to hunting in flea markets for just the right piece of furniture for my apartment. That was her way of giving—through the material.
Excerpted from Pretty Is What Changes by Jessica Queller Copyright © 2008 by Jessica Queller. Excerpted by permission of Spiegel & Grau, a division of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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